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rachel_riecheru ([personal profile] rachel_riecheru) wrote2011-05-29 11:04 am
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New FIC!

Yay! I wrote a new fic!! :D

So much thank yous for my two lovely beta testers! Blown_Wish & Nomore_Noless!

This fic was inspired by a post the wonderful Lawless523 posted a few days ago.

Title: Dinner Talk
Author: rachel_reicheru
Pairing: 58 + 39
Rating: PG/M (depending on how suggestive you think this is)
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters I only use them for my and your enjoyment.
Summary: Hakkai drops a bombshell at the dinner table.



It was a regular dinner for the Sanzo Ikkou. Goku and Gojyo stuffed their mouths, only distracted when guarding their own food from each other. Hakkai and Sanzo ate pleasantly without making a sound, doing their best to try and ignore the others.

It was a regular dinner, that is, until Hakkai moved his chair back and said with a perfectly straight face, “Do you know this month is the national month for masturbation?”

Gojyo choked Sanzo felt the onset of a bad headache and Goku looked up innocently if only for a second between going back for more food.

“Hakkai,” Sanzo grunted in a tone that stated ‘shut up’ without needing to say it.

Gojyo finished coughing and Hakkai continued. “I overheard someone in the market discussing it today.” He laughed gently, “I thought it would be interesting to mention.”

He smiled towards Sanzo who looked like if pushed any further would reach for his banishing gun.

“What’s masturbating?” asked Goku with a mouth full of food. Sanzo hit his palm on his face his amethyst eyes glaring at Hakkai from behind his fingers.

Gojyo started laughing, leant over and put his arm around Goku. “You mean your daddy and teacher have neglected to teach you this?” he asked, smirking across the table at Hakkai and Sanzo.

“I didn’t think it was my place,” Hakkai commented. “It is really something his father should have advised him of,” he said, clearing his throat and smiling sinisterly over at Sanzo.

Sanzo grit his teeth and grabbed Goku’s hand, pulling him away from Gojyo. He provided Gojyo and Hakkai with the most menacing glare he could, as he and Goku climbed the stairs to their room. “Come upstairs monkey, I’ll show you.”

Gojyo shifted one seat closer to Hakkai. “Man that was brilliant, what a great way to get rid of the Money and the Monk for the night.” He chuckled putting his arm around Hakkai’s shoulders, and taking some more food with the other.

“But that was true Gojyo,” Hakkai smiled leaning towards Gojyo's lips. “I wasn’t trying to get rid of them. I was simply trying to entice you.” He said as he stood up leaving Gojyo hanging for a kiss.

Hakkai walked to the bottom of the stairwell as Gojyo eyed him not sure whether to follow. Hakkai slowly ran his right hands down the length of his chest, only glancing up enough to make Gojyo sure was watching.

“Now then, I’m off to my room. If you wish to join me you’re more than welcome.” As he began walking up the stairs, he paused to look back at Gojyo. “However, I’m afraid it will be a watching-but-no-touching experience… for you.”

This was the first time the team had left so much food on the table.

[identity profile] kou-seiren.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
LOL. Hakkaaaaiiiii! xDD

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
I know <3 Love Hakkai

[identity profile] blown-wish.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
... for you ! I just realized Hakkai left an unsaid exemption for himself there. That wonderful, conniving bastard! You captured his character to a T. Gojyo won't know what hit him!

Thank you for the mention &hearts

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
:) Thanks so much for your hard work m(-_-)m *bows* im glad you enjoy it. I wouldn't be much of a obsessed Hakkai fangirl if i didn't know his character ;)

[identity profile] blown-wish.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
And you do. You sure do!

[identity profile] jinxaire.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, very cute! Absolutely love Hakkai in this, especially his parting shot. ♥

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you :) glad you enjoyed!

[identity profile] junejoy11.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
LOL XD This is great!!! Hakkai = ♥

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
I know Hakkai is love. <3 Glad you liked.

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Should i take that as an i like it? hehe

[identity profile] lykotheia.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
lol yes i laughed because it was funny :P
Hakkai can say anything and get away with it :)

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
ofcourse he can its hakkai he can get away with murder ;)

PFFFT!!

[identity profile] pfmoi.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I LOVE this!! And, well, there's still time left in the month. XD

Re: PFFFT!!

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
Yes as soon as i read the post i was just like OMG must get this in quickly! I'm really glad you like it!

[identity profile] kirathaune.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, that sneaky Hakkai! LOL!

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Sneaky and Sexy what more could you ask for?

[identity profile] midori-chan100.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
*cuddles Hakkai*
that was very amusing. :D

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you :)

[identity profile] clarisajeane.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
hahahaha, here we go again, btw nice fic...

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] nomore-noless.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You know I love your story! ;)
Very pleased to help you out. :)

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you soo much for the help m(-_-)m *bows* I'm glad you like it ^_^

[identity profile] auranox.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Love this so much XD

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks I'm really glad ^_^

[identity profile] youkai-girl.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
LOL...that's funny.

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Glad, i've not written humor before so i am glad you liked it! :)

[identity profile] deilantha.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
xD xD xD
This fic is very funny Rachel, congrats for your work, I couldn't stop to laugh!!! xD

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
really? awesome that makes my day hearing that :D im glad something i wrote could give you a good laugh! ^_^

[identity profile] deilantha.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
A very good laugh! :D
Thank you for sharing this fic, I love it! ^ ^
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[identity profile] lawless523.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! Sneaky Hakkai ftw.

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
He is sneaky, gotta love sneaky :P

[identity profile] robyntalks.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
finally read it. :) did sanzo really tell goku he'll 'show' him upstairs? are they in a father son relationship or somthing else? ;P although there can be some incest flavour as well. great ficlet, (i had snot comming out of my nose when hakkai came out with his mouth fart.) see you at the next comment.
love always, robyn.

[identity profile] rachel-reicheru.livejournal.com 2011-06-21 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
hrm it comes across father son but i recon Goku is Sanzo's Bitch :P WTF is a mouth Fart Robyn!? XD